Do they exist?
I have a personal issue with rats (that I'm trying to work through), but puppies...no beef!
We are going to treat this blog post as a special dedication to the ones that I love (the canine variety).
Shadow from Maryland: Shaaaaaaadow! I LOVE you. You're like my boyfriend. You are always happy to see me and you like to jump on me after I wash my hair. You even cuddled with me all night when I was crying. I love you Boo! You're my main squeeze. I can't wait to see you again soon.
LuLu from Ohio: Girl, we have had our ups and downs, but through it all you have just...ignored me. We are so hot and cold with each other, but moving forward, I want to be honest with you. I miss you! There, I said it!!
Sexy Lexi from Ohio: You are my down ass bitch! I ride for you Lexi because you have held me down. You are ALWAYS there for me and I need you in my life.
Annie from West Berkeley: You are the sweetest Pitbull that I've ever known. We didn't spend a ton of time together but we hit it off right away. Look me up when you feel like it and maybe we can hook-up! Keep the lines of communication open, Girl!
Laughing yet? That was the point.